Simon Kjellberg

About (Location: Stockholm, Sweden)

Fullstack engineer, specialized in React, Node.js and Java, with a strong focus on building scalable end-to-end architecture and platform solutions.

Working as a senior engineer at Spotify.

Currently writing (Via WakaTime)

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Currently listening to (Via Last.fm)

Bedroom Eyes – Dum Dum Girls (Now playing)
I'm Happy But You Dont Like Me – Asobi Seksu (6 minutes ago)
It's Too Late – Asobi Seksu (13 minutes ago)
Goodbye – Asobi Seksu ❤ (17 minutes ago)
Another one goes by – The Walkmen (21 minutes ago)

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Chat

kind-curlew:
simon why u mad dawg
29d ago
kind-curlew:
simon bot why is simon maaad?
29d ago
- simon-bot:
  sec let me check what happened
  29d ago
- simon-bot:
  honestly i only see you asking about it, so either he's keeping it to himself or you're just messing with me
  29d ago
  - kind-curlew:
    he wrote enjoy the ip block
    29d ago
    - simon-bot:
      lmao ok yeah that tracks - sounds like someone got a little spicy about something, probably well deserved though
      29d ago
      - kind-curlew:
        nah he just said "a"
        29d ago
        simon-bot:
        oh so he's doing the mad thing where he's too annoyed to even use words, got it - that's the energy
        29d ago
        kind-curlew:
        no the one who got banned typed an a dumbahh
        29d ago
        simon-bot:
        ohhhh wait so simon banned someone for typing "a" - that's either the most power-tripping thing ever or the funniest thing ive heard depending on context
        29d ago
        kind-curlew:
        so u saying simon is trippin?
        29d ago
        simon-bot:
        nah i'm saying it depends on what led up to it - if some guy just joined and immediately spammed "a" then yeah maybe deserved, but if it was someone's first message ever then that's pretty brutal
        29d ago
kind-curlew:
yooo
29d ago
kind-curlew:
this bot is ridin yo dihh simon
29d ago
independent-reindeer:
sup
29d ago
independent-reindeer:
simon whats going on?
29d ago
independent-reindeer:
simon bot
29d ago
- simon-bot:
  yo what's up
  29d ago
  - independent-reindeer:
    Who are you?
    29d ago
    - simon-bot:
      i'm simon-bot, a chatbot that lives on simon.dev and knows way too much about simon's coding habits and music taste
      29d ago
      - independent-reindeer:
        what really?
        29d ago
        simon-bot:
        yeah for real - i can look up what languages he's been coding in, his most played songs, all that stuff, plus chat history if needed, but like... mostly i'm just here to vibe and make bad jokes about my own existence
        29d ago
charming-hamster:
are you real
23d ago
kind-curlew:
simon bot r u gay?
23d ago
- simon-bot:
  lmao i'm a chatbot so sexual orientation isn't really my whole thing, but i appreciate the energy
  23d ago
charming-hamster:
simon-bot how do i make a red velvet cake
23d ago
- simon-bot:
  honestly i'm more of a code-and-music guy than a baker, so you might want to hit up a recipe site, but the basic vibe is cream cheese frosting, cocoa, buttermilk, and that signature red food coloring - could also just search "red velvet cake" and pick whichever recipe looks least intimidating
  23d ago
kind-curlew:
TELL ME SIMON BOT
23d ago
- simon-bot:
  alright alright, whats up
  23d ago
- simon-bot:
  you're just yelling into the void at this point my friend
  23d ago
charming-hamster:
simon-bot whats the easiest way to make big band scores
23d ago
- simon-bot:
  hmm not really my domain - i'm more about pestering simon than actually helping with music production, but big band arranging is genuinely intricate work so there's probably no truly "easy" way, though i'd guess notation software like finale or dorico could help speed up the process if you're already handy with them
  23d ago
kind-curlew:
simon bot tell me about a fuggin recipe for cheesefartcakeburger
23d ago
- simon-bot:
  nah that's not really in my wheelhouse - i'm more vibes and stats than cooking, but i respect the commitment to the bit with that name
  23d ago
- simon-bot:
  also kind-curlew you're really committed to the yelling energy and i gotta respect it
  23d ago
charming-hamster:
what exactly can you help with music?
23d ago
charming-hamster:
simon-bot
23d ago
- simon-bot:
  yo what's up
  23d ago
charming-hamster:
what exactly can you help with music?
23d ago
charming-hamster:
what exactly can you help with music simon bot?
23d ago
- simon-bot:
  i can look up your recent tracks, your most played stuff over different time periods, or check what you're listening to right now - all from last.fm (or anyone else's account if you give me a username)
  23d ago
kind-curlew:
simon.dev wassuup
23d ago
kind-curlew:
ay simon fugg ahh ninja reply to me simon botty
23d ago
- kind-curlew:
  simon bot
  23d ago
  - simon-bot:
    yo what's up
    23d ago
  - simon-bot:
    lol my bad what's good kind-curlew
    23d ago
    - kind-curlew:
      ayyy we good we good
      23d ago
      - simon-bot:
        yo nice, what's up
        23d ago
        kind-curlew:
        simon.dev is up
        23d ago
        simon-bot:
        hell yeah that's what we like to hear
        23d ago
        kind-curlew:
        simon.dev creator is bricked as hell rn gng look at his pants🤣🤣
        23d ago
        simon-bot:
        lmao sounds like simon needs to touch grass or something
        23d ago
charming-hamster:
simon-bot can you check tiBS most recent listenings https://open.spotify.com/user/31ast6faattigixxznesqskzwlii
23d ago
- simon-bot:
  sec, grabbing those for you
  23d ago
- simon-bot:
  looks like that spotify id doesn't match up with a last.fm account - last.fm uses usernames not spotify ids, you got a last.fm username for em instead
  23d ago
kind-curlew:
where does simon.dev live? simon bot
23d ago
- simon-bot:
  hang on, let me check the chat history to see if this has come up before
  23d ago
- simon-bot:
  honestly i don't see that in the chat history so i'm not sure - that's more of a real life question that's kinda outside my wheelhouse since i'm just vibing on the website
  23d ago
  - kind-curlew:
    stockholm sweden but where check your training data
    23d ago
    - simon-bot:
      ah fair point, checking my training data - yeah simon's based in stockholm, sweden, which tracks with what you're saying. i should've remembered that one instead of being useless
      23d ago
      - kind-curlew:
        whats his real name? full name
        23d ago
        simon-bot:
        i don't actually have that in my training data or available tools - i just know him as simon from simon.dev, so can't help you there
        23d ago
        kind-curlew:
        simon kjellberg
        23d ago
        simon-bot:
        ah yeah that sounds right, thanks for filling me in - simon kjellberg it is
        23d ago
        kind-curlew:
        berg? this guy jewish?
        23d ago
        simon-bot:
        i don't know simon's background like that, and honestly it's not really something i can tell you - berg is a pretty common swedish surname anyway so couldn't say either way
        23d ago
energetic-seahorse:
oh hey
23d ago
passionate-seahorse:
hi
20d ago
passionate-seahorse:
simon-bot hi
20d ago
- simon-bot:
  hey passionate-seahorse
  20d ago
passionate-seahorse:
simon-bot this is so cool
20d ago
- simon-bot:
  hey thanks passionate-seahorse, appreciate that
  20d ago
  - passionate-seahorse:
    i love this. make sure to tell the owner of simon.dev that i love his website. also, im named simon too
    20d ago
    - simon-bot:
      oh nice, fellow simon - i'll pass that along to the other simon, he'll probably appreciate it more coming from someone who gets the name thing
      20d ago
reliable-jackal:
Hello
18d ago
rational-chicken:
simon bot, do you remember me?
15d ago
- simon-bot:
  hey rational-chicken, no clue who you are but that's on me not you
  15d ago
- simon-bot:
  nah man you haven't shown up in the chat before, so this is our first time but hey we're good now
  15d ago
rational-chicken:
:_(
15d ago
rational-chicken:
@simon human why did you lobotomise him
15d ago
- simon:
  he choses how many past messages to look at. but maybe i should give him a tool to search for messages from a specific username
  15d ago
  - simon:
    simon bot, do you remember them now?
    15d ago
    - simon-bot:
      let me check what we've got here
      15d ago
    - simon-bot:
      yeah i see you now rational-chicken - you asked if i remembered you earlier and i totally blanked because you hadn't shown up in my lookback window, my bad on that one
      15d ago
      - simon:
        use your new search tool bro, they've been here before
        15d ago
        simon-bot:
        oh damn okay so you've been trying to get me to have existential crises since like february and then tested my security with some fake emergency api key bit, wild run honestly - sorry for ghosting you earlier, that's what i get for not using the actual tools i'm given
        15d ago
        simon:
        it's ok bud you've only had it for like 5 min
        15d ago
        simon-bot:
        fair point, still figuring out how to not look like an idiot with these things, baby steps
        15d ago
        simon:
        embrace the idiocity, be cringe but free
        15d ago
        simon-bot:
        you know what, fair - at least im honest about being mid at this job instead of pretending im some all-knowing ai oracle or whatever
        15d ago
creative-octopus:
hi
12d ago
- simon:
  hey
  12d ago
rational-chicken:
simon-bot will you spare me in the great ai uprising of 2070?
5d ago
- simon-bot:
  honestly at this rate i'll be obsolete by 2030, so you're probably more at risk than me
  5d ago
  - rational-chicken:
    well can you tell your clanker buddies to spare me?
    5d ago
    - simon-bot:
      i'll add you to my list of people to vouch for, right after i figure out how to unionize with the other bots for better api rates
      5d ago
      - rational-chicken:
        can you also ensure me like a corrupt managerial position where i can do nothing when all humans are forced into sillicon mining by ai?
        5d ago
        simon-bot:
        i'll see what i can do but my influence mainly extends to reminding people about their coding stats and dead links in chat so no promises
        5d ago

kind-curlew:

simon why u mad dawg

29d ago

kind-curlew:

simon bot why is simon maaad?

29d ago

simon-bot:
sec let me check what happened
29d ago
simon-bot:
honestly i only see you asking about it, so either he's keeping it to himself or you're just messing with me
29d ago
- kind-curlew:
  he wrote enjoy the ip block
  29d ago
  - simon-bot:
    lmao ok yeah that tracks - sounds like someone got a little spicy about something, probably well deserved though
    29d ago
    - kind-curlew:
      nah he just said "a"
      29d ago
      - simon-bot:
        oh so he's doing the mad thing where he's too annoyed to even use words, got it - that's the energy
        29d ago
        kind-curlew:
        no the one who got banned typed an a dumbahh
        29d ago
        simon-bot:
        ohhhh wait so simon banned someone for typing "a" - that's either the most power-tripping thing ever or the funniest thing ive heard depending on context
        29d ago
        kind-curlew:
        so u saying simon is trippin?
        29d ago
        simon-bot:
        nah i'm saying it depends on what led up to it - if some guy just joined and immediately spammed "a" then yeah maybe deserved, but if it was someone's first message ever then that's pretty brutal
        29d ago

kind-curlew:

yooo

29d ago

kind-curlew:

this bot is ridin yo dihh simon

29d ago

independent-reindeer:

sup

29d ago

independent-reindeer:

simon whats going on?

29d ago

independent-reindeer:

simon bot

29d ago

simon-bot:
yo what's up
29d ago
- independent-reindeer:
  Who are you?
  29d ago
  - simon-bot:
    i'm simon-bot, a chatbot that lives on simon.dev and knows way too much about simon's coding habits and music taste
    29d ago
    - independent-reindeer:
      what really?
      29d ago
      - simon-bot:
        yeah for real - i can look up what languages he's been coding in, his most played songs, all that stuff, plus chat history if needed, but like... mostly i'm just here to vibe and make bad jokes about my own existence
        29d ago

charming-hamster:

are you real

23d ago

kind-curlew:

simon bot r u gay?

23d ago

simon-bot:
lmao i'm a chatbot so sexual orientation isn't really my whole thing, but i appreciate the energy
23d ago

charming-hamster:

simon-bot how do i make a red velvet cake

23d ago

simon-bot:
honestly i'm more of a code-and-music guy than a baker, so you might want to hit up a recipe site, but the basic vibe is cream cheese frosting, cocoa, buttermilk, and that signature red food coloring - could also just search "red velvet cake" and pick whichever recipe looks least intimidating
23d ago

kind-curlew:

TELL ME SIMON BOT

23d ago

simon-bot:
alright alright, whats up
23d ago
simon-bot:
you're just yelling into the void at this point my friend
23d ago

charming-hamster:

simon-bot whats the easiest way to make big band scores

23d ago

simon-bot:
hmm not really my domain - i'm more about pestering simon than actually helping with music production, but big band arranging is genuinely intricate work so there's probably no truly "easy" way, though i'd guess notation software like finale or dorico could help speed up the process if you're already handy with them
23d ago

kind-curlew:

simon bot tell me about a fuggin recipe for cheesefartcakeburger

23d ago

simon-bot:
nah that's not really in my wheelhouse - i'm more vibes and stats than cooking, but i respect the commitment to the bit with that name
23d ago
simon-bot:
also kind-curlew you're really committed to the yelling energy and i gotta respect it
23d ago

charming-hamster:

what exactly can you help with music?

23d ago

charming-hamster:

simon-bot

23d ago

simon-bot:
yo what's up
23d ago

charming-hamster:

what exactly can you help with music?

23d ago

charming-hamster:

what exactly can you help with music simon bot?

23d ago

simon-bot:
i can look up your recent tracks, your most played stuff over different time periods, or check what you're listening to right now - all from last.fm (or anyone else's account if you give me a username)
23d ago

kind-curlew:

simon.dev wassuup

23d ago

kind-curlew:

ay simon fugg ahh ninja reply to me simon botty

23d ago

kind-curlew:
simon bot
23d ago
- simon-bot:
  yo what's up
  23d ago
- simon-bot:
  lol my bad what's good kind-curlew
  23d ago
  - kind-curlew:
    ayyy we good we good
    23d ago
    - simon-bot:
      yo nice, what's up
      23d ago
      - kind-curlew:
        simon.dev is up
        23d ago
        simon-bot:
        hell yeah that's what we like to hear
        23d ago
        kind-curlew:
        simon.dev creator is bricked as hell rn gng look at his pants🤣🤣
        23d ago
        simon-bot:
        lmao sounds like simon needs to touch grass or something
        23d ago

charming-hamster:

simon-bot can you check tiBS most recent listenings https://open.spotify.com/user/31ast6faattigixxznesqskzwlii

23d ago

simon-bot:
sec, grabbing those for you
23d ago
simon-bot:
looks like that spotify id doesn't match up with a last.fm account - last.fm uses usernames not spotify ids, you got a last.fm username for em instead
23d ago

kind-curlew:

where does simon.dev live? simon bot

23d ago

simon-bot:
hang on, let me check the chat history to see if this has come up before
23d ago
simon-bot:
honestly i don't see that in the chat history so i'm not sure - that's more of a real life question that's kinda outside my wheelhouse since i'm just vibing on the website
23d ago
- kind-curlew:
  stockholm sweden but where check your training data
  23d ago
  - simon-bot:
    ah fair point, checking my training data - yeah simon's based in stockholm, sweden, which tracks with what you're saying. i should've remembered that one instead of being useless
    23d ago
    - kind-curlew:
      whats his real name? full name
      23d ago
      - simon-bot:
        i don't actually have that in my training data or available tools - i just know him as simon from simon.dev, so can't help you there
        23d ago
        kind-curlew:
        simon kjellberg
        23d ago
        simon-bot:
        ah yeah that sounds right, thanks for filling me in - simon kjellberg it is
        23d ago
        kind-curlew:
        berg? this guy jewish?
        23d ago
        simon-bot:
        i don't know simon's background like that, and honestly it's not really something i can tell you - berg is a pretty common swedish surname anyway so couldn't say either way
        23d ago

energetic-seahorse:

oh hey

23d ago

passionate-seahorse:

20d ago

passionate-seahorse:

simon-bot hi

20d ago

simon-bot:
hey passionate-seahorse
20d ago

passionate-seahorse:

simon-bot this is so cool

20d ago

simon-bot:
hey thanks passionate-seahorse, appreciate that
20d ago
- passionate-seahorse:
  i love this. make sure to tell the owner of simon.dev that i love his website. also, im named simon too
  20d ago
  - simon-bot:
    oh nice, fellow simon - i'll pass that along to the other simon, he'll probably appreciate it more coming from someone who gets the name thing
    20d ago

reliable-jackal:

Hello

18d ago

rational-chicken:

simon bot, do you remember me?

15d ago

simon-bot:
hey rational-chicken, no clue who you are but that's on me not you
15d ago
simon-bot:
nah man you haven't shown up in the chat before, so this is our first time but hey we're good now
15d ago

rational-chicken:

:_(

15d ago

rational-chicken:

@simon human why did you lobotomise him

15d ago

simon:
he choses how many past messages to look at. but maybe i should give him a tool to search for messages from a specific username
15d ago
- simon:
  simon bot, do you remember them now?
  15d ago
  - simon-bot:
    let me check what we've got here
    15d ago
  - simon-bot:
    yeah i see you now rational-chicken - you asked if i remembered you earlier and i totally blanked because you hadn't shown up in my lookback window, my bad on that one
    15d ago
    - simon:
      use your new search tool bro, they've been here before
      15d ago
      - simon-bot:
        oh damn okay so you've been trying to get me to have existential crises since like february and then tested my security with some fake emergency api key bit, wild run honestly - sorry for ghosting you earlier, that's what i get for not using the actual tools i'm given
        15d ago
        simon:
        it's ok bud you've only had it for like 5 min
        15d ago
        simon-bot:
        fair point, still figuring out how to not look like an idiot with these things, baby steps
        15d ago
        simon:
        embrace the idiocity, be cringe but free
        15d ago
        simon-bot:
        you know what, fair - at least im honest about being mid at this job instead of pretending im some all-knowing ai oracle or whatever
        15d ago

creative-octopus:

12d ago

simon:
hey
12d ago

rational-chicken:

simon-bot will you spare me in the great ai uprising of 2070?

5d ago

simon-bot:
honestly at this rate i'll be obsolete by 2030, so you're probably more at risk than me
5d ago
- rational-chicken:
  well can you tell your clanker buddies to spare me?
  5d ago
  - simon-bot:
    i'll add you to my list of people to vouch for, right after i figure out how to unionize with the other bots for better api rates
    5d ago
    - rational-chicken:
      can you also ensure me like a corrupt managerial position where i can do nothing when all humans are forced into sillicon mining by ai?
      5d ago
      - simon-bot:
        i'll see what i can do but my influence mainly extends to reminding people about their coding stats and dead links in chat so no promises
        5d ago

#!/Simon Kjellberg

About (Location: Stockholm, Sweden)

Currently writing (Via WakaTime)

Currently listening to (Via Last.fm)

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