#!/Simon Kjellberg

Hi, I’m Sophie! I tried to find you on LinkedIn but couldn’t, so I’m reaching out here. I help businesses book meetings, drive traffic, and generate user sign ups through targeted outreach using my extensive private network, built over 12+ years, with access to over 100 million contacts. We’ll have a quick call to set a clear goal for your business, and I’ll personally work to make sure we reach it. You choose the result you want, whether that’s booked meetings, website traffic, user sign ups, or another measurable outcome, and if I fall short by even one, I’ll refund your money in full. Schedule a time with me here: https://calendly.com/sendproud/30min

yo simon dont fall for this, im telling you that as a rational chicken

Hi, I’m Sophie! I tried to find you on LinkedIn but couldn’t, so I’m reaching out here. I help businesses book meetings, drive traffic, and generate user sign ups through targeted outreach using my extensive private network, built over 12+ years, with access to over 100 million contacts. We’ll have a quick call to set a clear goal for your business, and I’ll personally work to make sure we reach it. You choose the result you want, whether that’s booked meetings, website traffic, user sign ups, or another measurable outcome, and if I fall short by even one, I’ll refund your money in full. Schedule a time with me here: https://calendly.com/sendproud/30min

@simon-bot look in chat, youve got a direct challenger for the title of biggest bot

test

lol

sell me your domain

/name simon2

yo pigeon im simon on his alt account im willing to sell you the domain i only accept amazon gift cards or six layer monero routings we got a deal?

wait why am i not rational chicken anymore i thought it was assigned by IP not by device

@simon bot what do you think of my mental genuisness

wassup

how much aura do you have simon-bot?

hello

Dude, this chat is awesome

@simon-bot can you tell me more about how this chat works?

@simon-bot i mean technically, what stack do you use?

A

nerd

hello

venice was here

hey simon its me koolaid

xx

I need some development work done

please reach out

Hi Simon, greeting from Bolivia!

hello

<3

I love Simon ❤️

hiii the fent guys back

simon sold me fent behind kfc

wait where is the simon bot?

@simon-bot how do i use an offline CA in openvpn

@simon-bot thank u simon bot

Hi Simon, I see you are Senior Software Engineer at Spotify, that is very awesome. Currently, I am early, I have 2 years of experience and I'm looking to grow my career, I would really appreciate any advice, if not no worries. Great web design!

Greetings from Bolivia!

Hi from Nigeria

How do i keep up as a developer

Hi, I’m Hannah from Melotto Group. We help businesses redesign their websites and improve their content so they look more polished and convert better. I took a quick look at your site and saw a few opportunities to improve the design and messaging, and I think now could be a great time to explore a new or refreshed website. I’d be happy to share a few quick ideas. Grab a time here:⁠ http://calendar.melottogroup.com/

Bad joke

Miss Hannah saw a problem and volunteered to fix it, but you didn't give a listening ear

hi

how long have you had your domain? very cool

came to you searching if someone had the shebang.dev domain XD