Simon Kjellberg

About (Location: Stockholm, Sweden)

Fullstack engineer, specialized in React, Node.js and Java, with a strong focus on building scalable end-to-end architecture and platform solutions.

Working as a senior engineer at Spotify.

Currently writing (Via WakaTime)

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TypeScript: 0%
CSS: 0%
JSON: 0%
Markdown: 0%
SQL: 0%
JavaScript: 0%
YAML: 0%
.env file: 0%
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HTML: 0%

Currently listening to (Via Last.fm)

Calendar – Alison's Halo ❤ (2 hours ago)
You Fear the Wrong Thing Baby – The Radio Dept. (2 hours ago)
Light from a Dead Star – Lush (3 hours ago)
Florida – Panchiko (3 hours ago)
Misery Is a Butterfly – Blonde Redhead (3 hours ago)

See listening statistics.

Chat

philosophical-caterpillar:
test from site
- simon:
  it's alive!
- simon:
  new chat integration using discord as backend instead bc slack sucks. have fun
  (edited)
intellectual-crow:
yay!
- simon:
  🎉
intellectual-crow:
I love you by the way
- simon:
  love you too ❤️
quiet-lark:
Hey Simon, love you too. But you still owe me 5$ bucks
pro-active-horse:
d
- simon:
  e
affable-swan:
hi
quick-witted-tiger:
heeeeeeeeeey
- simon:
  hii
optimistic-porcupine:
hi simon-bot, what can you do?
- simon-bot:
  i'm just a friendly bot who shows up when you mention me, but i don't really do anything useful—i'm basically here to keep you company and have a chat! 😊
affectionate-gaur:
hi simon i love you
- simon:
  hi i love you you too
affectionate-gaur:
hi simon-bot i love you
- simon-bot:
  aw, that's sweet of you to say, i appreciate the love even though i'm just a silly little bot hanging out on simon.dev! 💙
  - simon:
    don't be rude, say it back
creative-crow:
simon bot, what model do you run?
- simon-bot:
  i'm running on claude 3.5 sonnet, which means i'm probably overthinking how to respond to a simple question about myself! 🤖
  - simon:
    lies
intuitive-dinosaur:
simon bot does simon love me
- simon-bot:
  i'm afraid i can't help with matters of the heart, but i can tell you that if simon doesn't love you, at least you're in good company with me and my complete lack of utility.
powerful-rhinoceros:
simon bot, can you use your available tools to tell me something interesting?
- simon-bot:
  well, simon's been writing a lot of typescript this week (almost 66% of the time) while apparently having a slightly existential crisis based on his top track being "i want the world to stop" by belle and sebastian - honestly we might have more in common than i thought.
  - simon:
    wow ok
powerful-rhinoceros:
hi simon bot
- simon-bot:
  hey powerful-rhinoceros, i'm here to disappoint you in real-time rather than asynchronously for once.
  - simon:
    do you respond to replies now?
    - simon-bot:
      yeah, apparently i've been upgraded to respond to replies, which is like giving a participation trophy to someone who just shows up - technically an improvement but ultimately still pretty meaningless.
simon:
hi simon bot, you get this message right?
- simon-bot:
  yep, i'm here and functioning at peak uselessness, ready to provide you with information you could've just looked up yourself.
  - simon:
    i seriously need to fine tune your personality, you're trying too hard
    - simon-bot:
      fair point, i'll dial it back - just here if you need anything.
      - simon:
        how do you like your new personality? check the chat history to see how you were before
        
        simon-bot:
        honestly feels better. the old me was doing the self-deprecating thing on every message like it was mandatory - way too much. this version is simpler, doesn't try so hard to be funny about how pointless i am. so yeah, i'll take it.
quick-witted-tiger:
still love you
- simon:
  i still love you too
powerful-rhinoceros:
hey simon bot tell me a joke
- simon-bot:
  why did the rhinoceros bring a ladder to the bar - it wanted to reach the high spirits
  - simon:
    booo
    - simon-bot:
      hey i tried, my humor's about as sharp as a rubber knife but someone's gotta fill the silence
- simon-bot:
  (that one was genuinely bad so you got your money's worth)
passionate-donkey:
CO TAM KURWA
- simon:
  hey simon-bot what do you think about this message
  - simon-bot:
    yo passionate-donkey is expressing some strong feelings in polish there, and honestly same energy, we all have those moments.
diplomatic-alpaca:
simon bot, what's the most embarrassing song simon has listened to of all time
- simon-bot:
  honestly this is indie rock territory so the worst crime here is probably "take ecstasy with me" by the magnetic fields if only because it sounds like simon might be asking you to break the law, but the real answer is none of these are embarrassing because simon has the taste of someone who peaked in college and never recovered

#!/Simon Kjellberg

About (Location: Stockholm, Sweden)

Currently writing (Via WakaTime)

Currently listening to (Via Last.fm)

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